Sick Sweetheart(Slenderman x Reader) by its-mattie, literature
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Sick Sweetheart(Slenderman x Reader)
You coughed and winced as the rough action scraped your already raw throat. You heard your phone ring and picked it up with a gravelly, "Hello?"
"(y/n)," you heard the familiar voice say. "You said we were going on a date today. I was wondering when you want me to show up," Slenderman continued.
You turned away from the phone to cough again. You grimaced as you turned back to the phone. "I'm really sorry," you replied. "I'm sick. I can't go out with you today."
"You're sick," Slenderman asked, his voice laced with worry. "Why are you sick? Are you going to get better soon? Is this illness going to kill you? Wher
Buffy the Vampire Slayer X Reader Chatroom by dragonrider167, literature
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer X Reader Chatroom
(Y/n) has started a chatroom
Buffy has joined
Willow has joined
Xander has joined
Dawn has joined
Tara has joined
Anya has joined
Spike has joined
Anya has changed their name to Sexinator
Sexinator: ...
Willow: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tara: (y/n) why did you do that?
(Y/n): SCIENCE JOHN
Tara: ...
Buffy: (y/n) you're a genius
(Y/n): I know
Dawn: modest much?
Dawn has changed their name to GLOWY THING
GLOWY THING: I hate you
Xander: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Xander has changed their name to Mr. I Can't Get a Date
Mr. I Can't Get a Date: I'm engaged!
Anya: yeah!
(Y/n): not in high school
(Y/n): *smirks*
Willow: burn
Xander: hey! Will you had
Snake Lovers--Buffy xF!Reader x Pike by jessluvswriting, literature
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Snake Lovers--Buffy xF!Reader x Pike
*Warning: Like one curse word and innuendo ahead. If you can't handle that, please leave*
"Buffy! Buffy look! Pike has a snake!" (First name) chirps, rushing over to show the blonde vampire slayer. Of course she's not stupid so she holds the delightful creature closer to herself
than Buffy.
"Yeah, I see it's...nice." Buffy face say otherwise, causing (First name) to laugh.
"Oh come on, buff. Don't you wanna pet 'em?" Pike teases coming up behind (First name).
"Don't make me kick your ass." Buffy warns and Pike raises his hand in surrender.
"Here you are, Pike." (First name) gives him the snake back, before pecking Buffy on the
BTVS - Spike x Reader - Forever by TimeLadyJamie, literature
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BTVS - Spike x Reader - Forever
Spike or better known as William in his human life, had his eyes on you for quite sometime. You were the only one among the crowd that appreciated the effort he put into his poetry (even if it was bloody awful.)
That was the moment you captured this shy but passionate man's heart forever.
He tried many times to approach you and strike up a conversation, to grasp your attention away from the others and have it all to himself. He was shy to do so. Instead you were always the one walking up to him starting the conversation.
He couldn't take his eyes off you, oh how he couldn't take his eyes off you. He was lost in your (eye color) eyes, he wa
Ten Ways to annoy Edward by LittleMissIndiKitsch, literature
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Ten Ways to annoy Edward
Ten Original Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen post breaking dawn
1. Ask him if he gets his sex adivise from the food network
2. When he asks why say "Omlettes"
3. Think about Nessie/Jake and yourself, in his bed
4. When he gets angry ask him if he finds it difficult to "Control himself"
5. Ask him what he did to distract himself when he left Bella
6. Laugh at him because he can't get drunk and he can't cry
7. Ask him why he's afraid of Jane and why he secretly fancies Rosalie
8. Get Nessie to constantly ask him about pillows
9. Buy him a really slow car, fill it with feathers and stick LEARNER stickers all over it
10.Ask him in a really
Ten Ways to annoy Esme by LittleMissIndiKitsch, literature
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Ten Ways to annoy Esme
Ten ways to annoy Esme
1. Sing 'Jump in the Pool' around her
2. Talk about cliff diving
3. Sing 'Baby' by Justin Bieber
4. Ask her if she is into the whole cougar thing
5. When she says no tell Carlisle
6. Break her antique dining table
7. When she attempts to cry say "You don't even eat"
8. Tell her that she is way too old to wear the dresses she does
9. When she gets offended tell her that she's nearly a hundred
10.Try to eat her caramel hair
Ten ways to annoy Rosalie by LittleMissIndiKitsch, literature
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Ten ways to annoy Rosalie
Ten Ways to annoy Rosalie
1. Throw food in her hair
2. Ask her what the spot on her face is
3. Tell her that Edward doesn't think she's hot
4. Tell her Jacob does
5. Put her in a chastity belt
6. Buy her some shoes, keep them and fill the box with photos of Royce King and babies
7. Video her reaction
8. Make her top saying "This bitch is crazy"
9. Buy her a house with a swimming pool and put a mirror in the bottom
10.Video her watching the hills and post it on you tube. Pure comedy genius
Ten ways to annoy Emmett by LittleMissIndiKitsch, literature
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Ten ways to annoy Emmett
Ten ways to annoy Emmett
1. Make Rosalie 'sleep' in another room for a week
2. Lock the door to his bathroom for that time
3. Give him a top saying 'man hore and proud'
4. Tell him that Rosalie only fancies him because he looks 'sweet'
5. Tell him that his 'bitch' is crazy
6. Tell him that Kellan Lutz is hotter
7. Ask why he prefers beauty spots over brains
8. Tell him he's stupid
9. Laugh when he can't think of a reply
10.Make him fight a grizzly
Ten ways to annoy Jasper by LittleMissIndiKitsch, literature
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Ten ways to annoy Jasper
Ten ways to annoy Jasper
1. Get Edward to fight him
2. When Edward wins ask him if he bribed his way into the military
3. Ask him about Alice and their evening activites
4. Play 'I got soul but I'm not a soldier' in the house
5. Ask him about Maria
6. Ask why he looks like he's in pain
7. Get him a top that says I heart paper cuts
8. Tell him that Edward is smarter/nicer/cooler
9. Get Emmett and Alice together then film Jasper's reaction
10.Tell him he looks like a movie star, and tell him that its Jack Black, then laugh
Ten ways to annoy Alice by LittleMissIndiKitsch, literature
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Ten ways to annoy Alice
Ten ways to annoy Alice
1. Every time she speaks to you, put on a vacant expression and ignore her
2. Start every sentence with 'I have foreseen'
3. Ask her why her hair is like Trace Cyrus
4. Ask her to see what Jacob's doing
5. Laugh when she can't
6. Tell her she's mental
7. Tell her that you've binned her credit cards
8. Ask her why she looks up to you
9. When she is confused point out that she is short and has to look up to everyone
10.Wear trashy clothes